cosmetics for men but made to look like a pen

Jean Paul Gaultier–Harvey Nichols, London. Just what my husband always wanted, I can just see the glee in his eyes when the Xmas bonus gift arrives with purchase….. MAN MAKEUP–for that Metrosexual in your life. Double ended…looks like a marker, but hey–no, it’s NOT.

Pardon me, but I prefer to keep it a little less artistic with the guys in my life. I mean, I want his pen to actually be something that writes MANLY Things: Note to self: buy flowers for wife. You know, that kind of thing. I don’t want to see him whip out that Mont Blanc and use one end to contour his cheekbones and the other to accent his lower lash line. That’s a bending it too close to Beckham. He’s nailed if my Coco Pink lipstick comes up missing—But hey, you go girl.