Accessories, Accessories, Accessories

Even Barbie knows the time tested recipe for instant chic!

Take one ‘doll’ with a disproportionately small waist/hips and rather large (plastic, perhaps) breasts.

Add little black dress (above the knee). Next — add several pair of shoes (personally — I’d suggest Louboutin, especially 4″ heel varieties).

Put in a few good handbags (crocodile Birkins are best, but a CC or two can do).

Finally toss in a few pieces of Cartier and a Chopard watch (Gotta love the Swiss).

Black Label Barbie for Her. Black Label Johnny Walker for him (especially when the bill arrives).

Is everybody HAPPY?