Anaphalactic Shock and Burnt Croatian Snacks

Ah, the tribulations of RYANAIR.

Okay, so I’ve been known to try to tote my between security/board the plane $60 bad airport concession sandwich and chips into the cabin. (Why secrete lunch in the overhead compartment, dunno….maybe a Hungarian ‘thing’.)

Anyway, I’ve seen a few in air ‘moments’ (ask me WHY I ONLY FLY JAL OR ANA)–if a forced landing due to allergic shock from dripping soup doesn’t do it, how ’bout the toaster oven catching fire.

You know, sometimes you need to decide where you want to tighten your budget. Maybe the cheapest flights in the oldest planes just aren’t the place to do it.