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Brad and Angelina ENGAGED!

Well, they (”brangelina”…don’t you just love that trend, merging names…yawn…started with Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck’s Union back when that never manifested) are finally making it “legal”….as if everyone wondered. I mean, one would think that all those kids alone would drive home that commitment point, but it’s probably nice for their families….

Speculation be damned, it’s OFFICIAL. Brad (who has tried his hand at designing just about everything by now) designed the ring with the year long collaboration of Beverly Hills jeweler Robert Procop–who we’ve never heard of, but we’re thankful it isn’t Loree Rodkin……Anyway, Somehow, I don’t think Harry Winston needs to close up shop just yet.

Apparently the couple had insisted that they wouldn’t marry unless ALL couples could marry harkening to the gay rights issues that they support publicly.

Jolie, 36 & Brad, 48 met while filming “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” in 2005. They have six children—three adopted and three biologically conceived together. Frankly, it would be a bit of an imaginative stretch to see them juggling this act if they did separate ways.

Stay tuned for more of what will surely become a media circus.

Needless to say, they have that ring bearer/flower girl thing in the bag.

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 Wow, who knew it was so easy to meet one’s maker?  I mean $221.00 for the third coming.  And, I know he will Deliver ME…but who is delivering him?  Hard to imagine UPS leaving a paper tag on my door if I’m not home to sign for Him.

Additionally, Do you have to order the Wise Men as a set or can you just buy the tall black Dude (is the one with the frankincense? because I liked that one) and have him visit my creche?  

Additionally, does the swaddling velvet and ermine “blankie” come with little Jesus for this special price or is that extra. (IF I call now do I get two saviours for the price of one?)

Sign me,
“Tempted” in Tokyo

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Wow, these aren’t your momma’s yellow squishy marshmallow chicks–
These are a New and IMPROVED PEEP–
now dunked in Chocolate Flavoured blah de blah (__________advertisers, insert something in blank)

And Now try: TURBO PEEPS fuels by a soft interior of 5-Hour Energy and an Insulin Pen in case you go into shock.++

(available wherever they sell Fine Phillip Morris Products) Amen

HAPPY EASTER TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT.

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