Damn, I wish I was your lover…..

Another random act of Peacock Violence.

This time, the victim was a Renault Laguna parked in Great Witchingham, Norfolk, England.

Apparently the bird felt compelled to do battle with his reflection in the paint (I’m so happy my BMW is always dirty, now I have a real excuse)–£2,000 in repairs later, the car will be ready to once again hit the pavement.

Tough competition, these Renaults. I often feel the same way.