Fashion Shockwaves! (The epi centre is somewhere near a Haagen Daz near YOU)

Saks Fifth Avenue is on the verge of becoming the only major retailer to carry PLUS-Sized Chanel…..
and Dolce & Gabbana, as well as Yves Saint Laurent, Alexander McQueen, Fendi and Roberto Cavalli.

Stock will reach size 14 across the board, and in some cases—depending on the brand—will go up to a size 20.
Formerly, the store would stock only up to a size 10/12.

OMG. Throw out the Nutrisystem and let’s get some real vittles.

Karl Must be fanning himself frantically as I type. This must be some kind of nightmare for M. Lagerfield—envisioning
his silk frappe wound across a dimpled thigh.

Quick, someone** find him a vintage to uncork–just to take some of
the edge off as he bites a corner off his daily ration of melba toast.

Coming very soon to the SFA New York flagship.

Don’t wait for a sale—no stampede jokes—just, frankly, the buyers
are only ordering about one of each larger size to test market.
I doubt—all kidding aside—that anything will last until markdown.

Good news: If they do sell (and we know they will) chances are very
good that they will be branching into other Saks near you!

(with a body and face like David Gandy–and NO SHIRT—others need not
apply even in dire medical emergencies)

  1. Norma
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