GANDY (Somebody wrap him up for my birthday, okay?)
Be still my heart. English Talent—model David Gandy (who used to, believe it or not—DELIVER Cars from dealerships—(Why do I always get thugs who look like they fell off a raft near Homestead, Florida?), now THE ‘it’ FACE of Dolce & Gabbana’s ‘Light Blue’ fragrance. Frankly, based on the ad (the paper is still stuck to my tongue), this guy could sell me a bottle of liquid sulphur and I’d spritz it.
Of course, I’m not the only one in contention for the attention of Mr. Gandy.
Bad News: Not Sure whether he’s Automatic or Manual.
Good News: I’m willing to Car Pool.
David, David fair of Face
No stray lock is out of place
Abs so tight–bounce 10p
Boys AND Girls will shriek with Glee
Eyes as blue as fairest skies
Not to mention chiseled thighs
Ode to Such DIVINE Perfection
And, D&G complete inspection
Hope for Women you’re a Metro
But Looks too good to be a Hetro
DAMN
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WallyLuvsIt Says:
Hey, does this mean you’ve given up those asian guys. Is this guy straight. I don’t get it. Wally
September 27th, 2007 at 8:17 pm
Fashion Afficionadp Says:
Love the poetry, Yumyum. Saw the vid and Gandy is poetry in motion. I think Testino shot the ad.
September 27th, 2007 at 9:08 pm
Fashion Insomniac Says:
I like the omnivorous quality of this site. What happened to the shrimp chips? Who cares? How ’bout Lays instead?
September 28th, 2007 at 2:52 am
LoreleiAimes Says:
Testino–how ’bout Testostrone? yowsah.
September 29th, 2007 at 2:59 pm
Dan8855 Says:
Yeah, so Wally, why the instant curiosity about ‘Blue Boy? Discovering your ‘ahem’ feminine side? Or just into dinghys? Tell all to Uncle Dan
October 1st, 2007 at 10:40 pm