Be still my heart. English Talent—model David Gandy (who used to, believe it or not—DELIVER Cars from dealerships—(Why do I always get thugs who look like they fell off a raft near Homestead, Florida?), now THE ‘it’ FACE of Dolce & Gabbana’s ‘Light Blue’ fragrance. Frankly, based on the ad (the paper is still stuck to my tongue), this guy could sell me a bottle of liquid sulphur and I’d spritz it.
Of course, I’m not the only one in contention for the attention of Mr. Gandy.
Bad News: Not Sure whether he’s Automatic or Manual.
Good News: I’m willing to Car Pool.
David, David fair of Face
No stray lock is out of place
Abs so tight–bounce 10p
Boys AND Girls will shriek with Glee
Eyes as blue as fairest skies
Not to mention chiseled thighs
Ode to Such DIVINE Perfection
And, D&G complete inspection
Hope for Women you’re a Metro
But Looks too good to be a Hetro