Hallmark Hall of Fame (Shame?)

Okay, I think there is something mildly disturbing about ceramic fairies atop slices of pepperoni pizza. I mean, what’s with the wings in the mozzarella. You’d think they wouldn’t get any ‘lift’ sort of along the lines of the ‘No Pest Strip’ and mosquitoes. But, Hey….I never got the ‘garden gnome’ thing going mentally either.

Maybe you get a Swarm with a full Pie Order. Don’t forget the Anchovies.