La Prairie Gold

La Prairie Cellular Radiance Concentrate Pure Gold

Somehow, I get the feeling that the only one striking gold here is La Prairie. Not that I wouldn’t drink the stuff if I actually thought it would shave a decade off my face without embalming me. $550 a pop, this glorious pump full of promise is touted to impart a ‘radiance’ upon your tired complexion. Remember that when you take on that extra 5PM-11PM job at 7-11 to cover the overdraft. Just think, you’ll be glowing.