Meet One’s Maker
Wow, who knew it was so easy to meet one’s maker? I mean $221.00 for the third coming. And, I know he will Deliver ME…but who is delivering him? Hard to imagine UPS leaving a paper tag on my door if I’m not home to sign for Him.
Additionally, Do you have to order the Wise Men as a set or can you just buy the tall black Dude (is the one with the frankincense? because I liked that one) and have him visit my creche?
Additionally, does the swaddling velvet and ermine “blankie” come with little Jesus for this special price or is that extra. (IF I call now do I get two saviours for the price of one?)
Sign me,
“Tempted” in Tokyo
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I love to read your stories. This is funny. It is like that ‘shake weight’ SNL parody. It’s real! I thought it was a joke. Lil