Well, the Bronx Zoo is actually trying to track down one of its own…the snake is only 20″ long and as thin as a pencil. (Pardon me if I don’t find much comfort there.)
Look, I’m miles away and I still think the thought of stepping in a Uranium puddle is more pleasant.
And for that matter—what is it with Snakes–they always seem to find escape routes…
It’s probably in a cab on its way to La Guardia.