Really Loves Feta

From the BBC: Sudan man forced to ‘marry’ goat:

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his “wife”, after he was caught having sex with the animal. The goat’s owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders. They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.
“We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together,” Mr Alifi said.
…”They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife,” Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

And to think, in the U.S. people picket Gay marriage.
Wonder if they are registered at Bed, Bath and Beyond (definitely BEYOND)?