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Fly Free with Southwest.

By that I mean Bra-less.

Okay, riddle me this Batman….how is it that the underwire of my Agent Provocateur bra couldn’t make it through the Security Agents at the Southwest Terminal? C’mon. Not that a good female bonding FRISK doesn’t make my day a treat, but there other ways to spend that 45 extra minutes before boarding.

Drinking 40 proof anything, for example….

but, no. Not today. I was herded into a glass booth where another woman had the pleasure of checking out my implants. I mean, at least invite a qualified plastic surgeon to give estimates while the twenty plus of us lined up for the gala.

I know I feel much safer flying with the knowledge that no terrorists wearing support brassieres are flying on board with me today. God, I feel safe

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Tarina…….Hark.

God, Love all the girly trinks that Ms. Tarantino has created in the past several years.,….Sadly, I usually meander to her Boutique on Melrose just after closing EVERY freaking Trip from Tokyo back to Miami.

(Agent Provac is closed shut too……DRAT.)

Love her Barbie line…anything Lucite……and many other fun fashion POWs (Not as in ‘Prisoner of War’….thank you very much….meant POW as “IMPACTIVE”……)

My Fave is still a green cross with pave green stones……AND MY PINK BUTTERFLY (Thank you, Goldie Hawn.)

wheeeeeeeeeeee

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Gift ideas:
Naughty?
Gilded handcuffs by Kiki de Montparnasse.
Agent Provocateur Nurse’s Lingerie.
Sexy Mad Libs.

Nice?
Well, who needs it, really….??????

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