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Fandango, Part 2: Twist and Shout

We wish you a happy year filled with prosperity, adventure, and good health.
S-m-o-o-c-h (yyc)
P.S. Meet you under the pistachio tree!

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From yumyum’s mailbag (designer, of course):

Hi yyc,
I know you do that astrology stuff, I want to know what chance I might have with a guy whose {sic} a Gemini. I’m a Sag and I think that means we’re opposites. He’s really adorable. Sort of Long, Lean, Blond, uh, anyway, what do you think I could do to reel the boy in?

In Love with A Gem?
Good Luck, they’re all in the Rough (sort of a la Tiger Woods.)

You need a light touch girlfriends, anything too overt will cause this one to start loading his backpack, briefcase (where he may actually have his, well, briefs), lunch box. Whatever. He’s skittish. He does friendship better than relationship. He likes the concept, but it’s a lot of follow up and well, you know, after the deed is done he wants to be also. It’s only fair, you did have a solid ten minutes (we hope) of his undivided attention. Only Spiderman 3 got more.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21) actually stands the best chance (especially if marked in Libra or Aquarius) since even if you wanted to nail him you’re just too freaking busy to get around to it.) He’ll groove to that mood. The Libra has the intellect he likes and the femininity that reminds him that he is a guy. The Aquarian can help him get some of those stations he hasn’t signed up for (it’s not about the money, it’s about the time, kids) sigh.

Learn to text message. In fact, that could be the way you exchange vows. Praise the fact that he’s wearing one blue sock and black. Hey, it’s a fashion statement. Learn to adore Cup O Noodles or Drive Through cuisine. Oh, and remember he’s a pathological liar, it’ll save you time.

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Enter Aquarius. 21 January (and not a moment too soon for many of us)
Aquarius is a conceptual sign interested in inventions, gadgets, computers, widgets, humanity (versus that messy one on one stuff), and idealism.

The natives are…well…..restless. If you are seeking that emotional one on one body that gives you an epiphany of the soul (yes, Ms. Scorpio — that means YOU) this can be the wrong place to knock.

Aquarians are broad minded, eccentric and contrary in ways that might make Taurus look flexible. (audible Gasp from the gallery). Just move a piece of their furniture and see what happens…. They don’t give a flip– as a rule–to what the rest of us think about their personal style, but they do make strides to chisel the mark of innovation to whatever they touch. These people area ingenious.

Very good with groups and in groups, they are independent and bright. Excellent at networking (especially if there is a dash of Sagittarius or Leo thrown in the mix for good FIRE measure). Aquarian women are often the most beautiful of the zodiac.

As you can see, I don’t hang with many Aquarians (more’s the pity) but Paul Newman, Robert Wagner, Farrah Fawcett, Cybill Shepherd, Heather Graham, wait for it…..and Yoko Ono round out the list….) are all members (in true Aquarius ‘group speak’) And, I didn’t say they were ALL beautiful.

Continue on to our Astrology page or current Starstyle articles.

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