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The joys of Day Glo. AKA where is my black light poster and lava lamp?

According to the endless fodder in my mailbox from Bergdorf Goodman, Barneys, Neiman Marcus, Saks……We are all in the throes of experiencing a renaissance of the early ’70’s that —at least in a fashion sense (as if we have any) this Fall ‘09.

In celebration of this may we suggest:

Walmart’s Smart and Sexy neon/bright satin lingerie collection.

Yes, you read that right, WALMART.

Of course, for your panty selection–you might prefer to tune into Deborah Marquit.

I mean, what’s a difference of $92.00 retail a pop?

You might take those saved bucks and plunk ‘em on a real necessity of life. Like a patchwork maxi skirt, new shag carpet for your Rec Room, or a Frampton LP.

Decisions, Decisions.
Just keep your hands off my Lime green bell bottoms.

Peace Baby.

(God knows, I have)

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Okay, this is getting a bit close for comfort.

Not that I don’t groove to dropping $1200 at Bergdorf Goodman for a SALE Chloe black vinyl trench coat…I mean, the salesgirl didn’t have a pistol pointed at my temple or anything….I gladly forked over the cash (feeling rather self satisfied to have scored the item ON SALE).

Boom.

So, I’m strolling through TARGET and spy what appears to be—THE EXACT SAME black vinyl trench coat (even the lining is identical) by Mossimo. Sure, the label is different, and Mossimo’s sports snaps instead of buttons (which, by the way, are falling off my $1200 variety…..)….but–YOU DECIDE.

Mossimo (sounds a tad similar to Moschino, but hey, what do I know) is one of Target’s house brands. They also sport: Xhiliration (junior line of clothing), Merino (must have ‘offed’ Issac Mizrahi since he is nowhere to be found) and their trendy ‘GO’ line which features more cutting edge fashion forward selections.

P.S. the one at Target is $17.99

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I’m not sure exactly what Serge Lutens is advertising here….maybe mimes?

Hope the new fragrance is called ‘Harlequin.’

(’Sexual Perversion’ could be an alternative name, but then you’d have to register your name with the police department after purchase.)

Available after your parole at Bergdorf Goodman. (**they’ll call YOU***)

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