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GOLD PEAK TEA……

Pannin’ for Gold. Wowsa. (is that Wowza?) Not sure…..
Well, I stumbled upon this 24K beverage (Diet is my Game) and for $1.49….I think it beats the pants off Snapple. I mean, HEY….THIS STUFF IS GOOD (and I drink single malt). I should read the label…..when my vision improves (or I put my glasses on) I will. In the meantime, try it.

I’ve heard that the Unsweetened is excellent….(NOT that I trust those Heathens) but….the stuff I’ve been chugging chases the edge of Florida’s ‘would be’ Spring weather (read that SUMMER in almost any other part of the world *****)

*****Subsahara Africa and parts of the Middle East Need NOT apply. See rules for contestant availability……*******

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SKIDMARKS, anyone???

‘Treatment effects.’

Wow, that’s a euphemism worthy of a score of ad execs.
So Subtle.

Too bad they couldn’t weave a colloquial worthy of: ‘gas with oily discharge.’
Somehow, in my mind that conjures a mental image that I won’t relay.

What about the suggestion that ’some women might opt to wear a pantyliner’ during the initial usage of ‘Alli‘?????

I think perhaps a biology lesson is in order. While Mr. Scott may indeed warn that ‘It’s gonna blow…..’ well, it’s still nice to know the portal to watch.

AND, well……So, as much as I’d love to lose that extra five pounds before bikini season (not that I’ve ever worn one…)…..somehow, if I really wanted to use laxatives to purge, I think I’d just opt for the $4.99 box of ex lax and be done with it.

REMEMBER, it’s FDA approved (Whew, now that makes me feel as comfortable as ‘Homeland Security’ kids…..)

Maybe I’m missing the point.

But.

Ask Yourself.

Would YOU choose Wynonna Judd as a spokesperson for your weight loss programme?
Why not Chris Farley….(oops, he’s dead).

I think it’s time for a Madison Avenue intervention.

Would I use Alli? DEPENDS…

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