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Initially I was not mesmerized by Mr. Franco’s talent.
(as in ‘James…who?’)
As fate would have it–I watched the film, ‘Annapolis,’ (most unfortunately while my son was a midshipman AT Annapolis) and it was a bit more Sci-fi to my reality than anything Roswell, NM could offer…..The film was very surreal. Very.

Act II: I heard about a segment on 30 Rock in which James Franco played himself dating a Japanese Pillow (yeah, you can laugh, but dudes actually take these on “rabu rabu” Love getaways in Japan) (like, really)…

Quote: ‘I’ll loan you a shirt, try to look like you just got drilled, you know the deal’
….such a romantic (really shows through the lines). Be still my heart (obviously, James is my kind of guy).

Act III: Saw Mr. Franco on SNL’s digital short: Tizzle Wizzle (Jammy Shuffle) and Fell in Love.
and I mean, yeah—I’d like to peel off his Dr. Denton’s.

Act IV: Learned that not only is “Jim” (decided to get friendlier here) working on his PHD at Yale and teaching at Columbia, but he’s doing a soap opera and writing books.

I wonder if the dude ever sleeps. If so HOW….WHEN?????

Reportedly, James recently broke up with his girlfriend of many years as he ‘took on’ YET ANOTHER project and well, he didn’t have much time to spare.
Surprise.

Gucci, me and the camera REALLY like him a lot.

So that said…I want to Marry him.
Or at least write a sonnet.
(maybe haiku….?)
Yep.

He’s smart.
He’s busy
He’s funny
and…he’s an Aries.
(He’s also a Horse in Chinese astrology, but I really don’t see myself wanting to clean out his hooves or put a saddle on him.)

(BUT at least let me bid on a date with him on eBay–Eric Gazin surely has an auction tailored to this quest that will benefit SOMEONE)

okay, on a different note:
Our most sincere YYC condolences to Mr. Franco and his family on the loss of his father last week.

Actually, our admiration for Mr. Franco is not just for being another pretty face.
….but,
He is kinda cute.
In that ‘reading the Iliad’ sort of way.

Looking forward to President Franco.

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Like WOW! Today is YYC Fave: Christopher Walken’s Birthday!!!!
Definitely sending out more cowbell-
Happy Birthday also to Aries’ Guys Ewan McGregor and Richard Chamberlain.
Not an April Fool in this trio.

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Okay, admittedly I had to watch it since I wanna marry Jorma (Jorma Taccone).
Primarily because I think it would be great to be Jorma and Norma.
Life imitates art.

When I first saw ‘The Namesake‘ listed as ‘pay per view’ at a hotel I was staked out in….I did say aloud (and no, I was not alone in the room) , ‘wow—wonder what the Nam-a-saké is……..’

Since then it’s been a standing joke with my peeps, (okay, I’ve always wanted to write that….it’s FANTASY night at YYC….. and Jorma is here with a long stem red rose between his teeth– wearing only silk boxers **with a crab print all over them** having prepared a platter of boeuf wellington for our consumption–Vivaldi’s ‘Bolero’ making a crescendo as he carves the crust….Hey, it’s My fantasy) ahem—THE PEOPLE I WORK WITH…..because of my incessant trips to Tokyo. I guess I put that Japanese spin on everything assuming it’s Romaji.

Well….I was not alone…..Lo and Behold: The Namesake. I love the skit and was sincerely amused with Mr. Taccone’s delivery!!!!

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