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Those two horrible brown eggs in the plastic bag

Two horrible brown eggs in a plastic bag

Okay, do these look like testicles to you? They do to me. I’m afraid. If they are testicles, what are they? Don’t eat these. I’m sending them to my son in the Navy. He will probably eat them or shove them in some poor schmuck’s locker like he did with the last batch of Asian delicacies I sent to him. He’s a brilliant Engineer, but he has the sense of humour of a six year old. You should probably wear your seatbelt. Guys like him leave the Navy and design aircraft.

Got the blues

Heavy metal: Jimmy Choo metallic blue tote

Jimmy Choo Metallic Blue tote — get that shine on…..familiar shape in a not so conventional colour — yyc found this hue rather versatile (Surprise). Sort of a nice alternative to Navy. (Go Navy, Beat Army…one for good measure, Damian!)

YYC Favorites: Shout Wipes

Shout wipes -- almost standard issue at the USNA

So maybe this didn’t make the ten top stylist picks for cosmetic enhancement in Allure, it makes Ours at Yumyumcherry. Guess what, It will make yours, too when Uncle Ned splatters your Chloe top with his sixth Bloody Mary en route from Tuscon to Boston. Nothing like writing off a $1260 top after one wear. Is it safe to use on delicate fabric?? Well, it’s a lot SAFER than Mustard. Quick fix time, it puts Club Soda to shame, and it’s portable. And, How do I know about this Miracle of Modern Science? Because, I have a son who just graduated from Annapolis (Love you, Damian) and the Midshipmen—whose WHITES MUST be WHITER than WHITE– are almost given these as Standard Issue. That’s testimonial enough because I saw the “before” pictures for eighteen years. Voila, a Bachelor of Science Degree from the U. S. Naval Academy and he can be a Systems Engineer and moonlight at a Chinese Laundry. Nothing like a man in Uniform–Tune into an Officer and a Gentleman for further details.