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No one will eat it anyway.
Virtually indistinguishable from the real thing after four months.
Ideal Paperweight.
Could be used as a football in a bind.
What is that chunky green stuff in those loaves anyway?

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Frankly, I thought it was a cocktail, but apparently it’s a criminal offense…at least in the United Arab Emirates. (Guess I need to get with the programme…)

Apparently a Brit couple decided to have their “SOTB” in Dubai (UAE) at one of the Jumeirah Beach properties; Jumeirah owns/manages the Burj al Arab and sister properties. It is reported that the couple faces criminal charges and prison for their “activities.”

Frankly, I don’t even know how they could withstand the scalding heat of the sand. They should get some kind of Olympic medal instead. Are they made of Teflon????

I know I feel much safer with these criminals behind bars. I haven’t slept easily since Martha Stewart left jail.

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Okay, I’m confused. As a frequent TARGET “guest”……I still can’t figure out which aisle the Asian lovers are in? I’ve checked the personal grooming section (well, these J-guys get kinda prissy about haircare) and finally looked in electronics, but I can’t find them. Some good deals on Toshiba though…….

Asian Lovers
Asian Lovers Online.
Shop Target.com.
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