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Even Barbie knows the time tested recipe for instant chic!

Take one ‘doll’ with a disproportionately small waist/hips and rather large (plastic, perhaps) breasts.

Add little black dress (above the knee). Next — add several pair of shoes (personally — I’d suggest Louboutin, especially 4″ heel varieties).

Put in a few good handbags (crocodile Birkins are best, but a CC or two can do).

Finally toss in a few pieces of Cartier and a Chopard watch (Gotta love the Swiss).

Black Label Barbie for Her. Black Label Johnny Walker for him (especially when the bill arrives).

Is everybody HAPPY?

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Happy Birthday to Etch A Sketch.

I think I must have run through about 30 of the red framed drawing toys with dual white knobs…..and, since I am harkening back to the sixties which we both seem to share, that would have amounted to about $4.00 total over the course of the decade. Sigh.

Now I feel like I could be dubbed: ‘Sketch a Wretch.’

Anyway, at some point I determined that it was imperative to me to somehow crack open the thing to get to the bottom of exactly how the internal works could make the lines appear. Let’s just say they are harder to break than they look.

Well, I won’t ruin the surprise (have fun with your dustbuster).

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Okay, ever just KNOW that drying off depends on your blood type?
(me, neither)

Yahoo. So introduce BLOOD TYPE TOWEL WITH FORTUNE FROM JAPAN.

Better than a stale cookie, you can dry off and get a hint of the events to come in your life. Who could ask for more.

Well, actually, I think I COULD. Still trying to work out this whole fascination with blood type. I’m 0 Positive. I guess that’s great for me. Who knows….and who knows why…..Wally, Phil….please write and tell me…..ha, ha.

Anne Rice, eat your heart out (please not literally).

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