Okay, you asked for it.
Grab a needle and ‘tat’ this link someplace permanently visible on your body.
In our humble opinion, these two works of ‘body art’ will almost guarantee that you WILL NOT get a date, fellas.
The inherent error with the first should be self evident. It’s nice to let your partner have a few surprises. Even bad ones. Let’s not spoil it.
And: There is NO Excuse for the second tattoo–even looking at it made me want to send a written apology to Lisa Niemi.