‘Tis the season
‘Tis the season. Christmas Crackers and Asprey is both English.
Ho, ho, ho.
From: Santa’s illiterate elf (good-natured but bad with verb tenses)@asprey.com
Date: Tue, Oct 19, 2010 at 4:32 PM
Subject: FW: Holiday/Christmas crackers
Dear All,
It’s that time of year again. Please find attached our wonderful Holiday Crackers which has been a tradition at Asprey.
Please do not hesitate to contact me for any further assistance.
Have a lovely week.
Best,
SM
photo: Asprey
Uh, ooops.
I guess that Asprey and Christmas crackers isn’t holiday traditions after all.
On the second day of Christmas my vendor sent to me: ‘one recalled email’ and a ‘first that they wish I didn’t see…….’
The Twelve Days of Asprey.
From: Santa’s illiterate elf (good-natured but bad with verb tenses)@asprey.com
Date: Wed, Oct 20, 2010 at 10:20 AM
Subject: Recall: Holiday/Christmas crackers
SM would like to recall the message, “Holiday/Christmas crackers”.
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I adore their crackers-Harrods makes a lovely luxury brand in-house as well.
Really Darlings–Harrods is fine enough-can’t speak for the new ownership, but Asprey’s cracker range is truly the finest. Even if they can’t spell worth a fig.