Tourist trapped in “Hotel de ville”

Aux Temps Prochaines…..VERSAILLES?

Frankly, If I were to be trapped abroad in a ‘hall’….couldn’t it be the Food one at Harrod’s? Just a thought, although with all the camera installations that Mr. Al Fayed has laced throughout the place, that might just be an easier feat than sleeping undetected at say….NORAD.

As for France—well, while 24 Rue du Faubourg Saint-Honoré sounds appealing, this stint in the Alsace town hall does not.

Perhaps next time Mademoiselle should consider a travel agent. Or maybe investing in a mobile phone. Or even potentially traveling with a guardian…..?