Wow, these aren’t your momma’s yellow squishy marshmallow chicks–
These are a New and IMPROVED PEEP–
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And Now try: TURBO PEEPS fuels by a soft interior of 5-Hour Energy and an Insulin Pen in case you go into shock.++
(available wherever they sell Fine Phillip Morris Products) Amen
HAPPY EASTER TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT.