Arkansas Man discovers 2.37 carat diamond

Bill and Hillary, make up the guest room, I’m comin’ on down.

Seems like a trove of interesting opportunities to be had in Arkansas’ ‘Crater of Diamonds’ State Park in Murfreesboro–in which visitors are allowed to mine and keep what they find. The 2.37 carat diamond was reported discovered this month, dubbed the ‘Star of Thelma.’ No comment, hey, it could have been ‘Star of Norma’ (Equally dubious). And just when I had written off my holiday there and the Ozarks. Okay girlfriends, time for a field trip–bring your pick axes and CC embellished helmet.