Lack of Chemistry Hall O Fame

Okay, this time, we won’t give the bomb to Nicole–I mean really, what self respecting woman COULD have chemistry with Matthew Broderick.

Stepford Wives: Broderick/Kidman–I could have bought into Broderick and Christopher Walken first.

Twinkle (you know, the tingly stuff): Okay, easy to see these two–

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: Mr. and Mrs. Smith–it’s almost soft core porn at times. I mean, you KNEW they were into the scenes.

Val Kilmer and Elisabeth Shue in The Saint. You could see he was into it. That was not acting, Val. I have a harder time believing Elisabeth as a nuclear physicist.