Those two horrible brown eggs in the plastic bag

Okay, do these look like testicles to you? They do to me. I’m afraid. If they are testicles, what are they? Don’t eat these. I’m sending them to my son in the Navy. He will probably eat them or shove them in some poor schmuck’s locker like he did with the last batch of Asian delicacies I sent to him. He’s a brilliant Engineer, but he has the sense of humour of a six year old. You should probably wear your seatbelt. Guys like him leave the Navy and design aircraft.