Three month waiting list for canvas tote

Sort of along the lines of: ‘My other car is a Porsche’…..it appears that a canvas tote with a likeness of a Birkin bag is the newest wait list sensation, with an estimated queue of three months.

I can deliver on a xerox copy of a photo of one of my Birkins and scotch tape it to a Precce (or Target/Walmart…your choice) plastic bag for far less time and money, just let me know.