Why Bake it? You can fake it.

Family Heirloom inedible fruitcake by Wagnerphoto: Amazon.com

No one will eat it anyway.
Virtually indistinguishable from the real thing after four months.
Ideal Paperweight.
Could be used as a football in a bind.
What is that chunky green stuff in those loaves anyway?

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