SpraySun Self-Tanning Collection from Harrods

This is probably the best product on the market today.

I say this because I have never opened it or tried it.

I can actually tell you lots of things about the other items on the market that claim to do what this does. They are all pretty bad.

In the spirit of hope springing eternal, I will hold fast and continue to worship this unopened box. Scott Barnes, Jennifer Lopez—eat your hearts out.